alininha23:

1x06 - “Daddy horny, Michael.”

” Yeah. Mom, I just spoke to Social Services and, although they don’t like to do this, if you can prove that it’s a bad environment for a child - and I would suggest saying what you just said to me, don’t change a word - they will take him back. “

“It just looks like he’s dead. He’s got, like, blue paint on him or something. But he’s going to be fine.”

“Like anyone would want to “R” her.”

 ”Really? Did nothing cancel?”

brokenrecord:

Wife of Gob: I’m in love with your brother-in-law.
Gob: You’re in love with your own brother? The one in the army?
Wife of Gob: No, your sister’s husband.
Gob: Michael? [angrily] Michael!
Wife of Gob: No, that’s your sister’s brother.
Gob: No, I’m my sister’s brother. [happily] You’re in love with me — me!
Wife of Gob: I’m in love with Tobias.
Gob: My brother-in-law?
Wife of Gob: I know it can never be, so I’m leaving. I’m enlisting in the army.
Gob: To be with your brother.
Wife of Gob: No!

Top 5 Shows Canceled Too Soon:  1. Arrested Development

evanspotters:

“They don’t allow you to have bees in here.”

Ten TV Shows I Love Most | Arrested Development

Michael: Okay, guys, um… they are going to keep Dad in prison at least until this gets all sorted out. Also, the attorney said that they’re going to have to put a halt on the company’s expense account. [The others gasp.] Interesting. I would’ve expected that after “They’re keeping Dad in jail.”

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Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything and the one son who had no choice but to keep them altogether.

As one entered sexual maturity, and the other left it, it became harder to win.

Arrested Development | Season Two