The Best of Mrs. Featherbottom: Part 1/2

“I’m… Oh…”

“Only in colour Michael, only in colour.”

“Hey! Where the [bleep] are my hard boiled eggs?”

mockthebells:

word.

brokenrecord:

Wife of Gob: I’m in love with your brother-in-law.
Gob: You’re in love with your own brother? The one in the army?
Wife of Gob: No, your sister’s husband.
Gob: Michael? [angrily] Michael!
Wife of Gob: No, that’s your sister’s brother.
Gob: No, I’m my sister’s brother. [happily] You’re in love with me — me!
Wife of Gob: I’m in love with Tobias.
Gob: My brother-in-law?
Wife of Gob: I know it can never be, so I’m leaving. I’m enlisting in the army.
Gob: To be with your brother.
Wife of Gob: No!

Top 5 Shows Canceled Too Soon:  1. Arrested Development

Her ability to see, however, was currently proving a disadvantage as she couldn’t reveal to the man she recognized as Tobias that she knew he was there without betraying her secret. And Tobias was finding her an uncannily difficult blind girl to outmaneuver. Their game of cat and mouse continued …

evanspotters:

“Hey, Dad. Do you think this purse goes with this outfit? Where’d my dad go?”

I thought he just liked cutoffs?

“We shan’t be telling your mother this, shan’t we?”

“Okay, who’d like a banger in the mouth? Oh, right. I forgot. Here in the States, you call it a sausage in the mouth.”