“I’m… Oh…”

“It just looks like he’s dead. He’s got, like, blue paint on him or something. But he’s going to be fine.”

“Hey! Where the [bleep] are my hard boiled eggs?”

 ”Really? Did nothing cancel?”

“Hey, Dad. Do you think this purse goes with this outfit? Where’d my dad go?”

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Michael: Okay, guys, um… they are going to keep Dad in prison at least until this gets all sorted out. Also, the attorney said that they’re going to have to put a halt on the company’s expense account. [The others gasp.] Interesting. I would’ve expected that after “They’re keeping Dad in jail.”

Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything and the one son who had no choice but to keep them altogether.

What’s this?

Oh, Michael’s scared to ask out Sally.

No, I’m not.

Chaw, chee-chaw, chee-chaw.

Oh, this is priceless.

You look ridiculous…

Coka-coh! Coka-coh! Coka-coka-coka-coh…

Come on. These aren’t even birds.

Lindsay Funke ♥

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 ”Oh I’m sorry, I forgot. Your wife is dead.”

Lindsay: Oh my god. I have the exact same blouse.

Lucille: I like it better on him.