Ross: Hey, you know, Mon, if things works out with you and Richard’s son, you’ll be able to tell your kids that you slept with their grandfather.
Monica: Fine, judge all you want to, but… Married a lesbian; Left a man at the altar; Fell in love with a gay ice dancer; Threw a girl’s wooden leg in the fire; Livin’ in a box!
Monica: And Dad, you remember that mailman you got fired? He didn’t steal your playboys, Ross did.
Ross: Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing, Monica did.
Monica: Ross hasn’t worked at the museum in a year!
Ross: Monica and Chandler are living together.
Monica: Ross married Rachel in Vegas and got divorced… again!
Phoebe: I love Jacques Cousteau!
Rachel: I wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle.
Joey: I wanna go!
Judy Geller: That’s a lot of information to get in thirty seconds.
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Ross: Every week the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joey’s apartment. What name appears on the address label?
Rachel: Oh! Chandler gets it. It’s Chandler Bing.
Ross: I’m afraid the TV Guide comes to “Chanandler Bong”.
Monica: I knew that. Rachel, use your head.
Chandler: Actually, it’s Miss Chanandler Bong.
Frank Jnr: “MY SISTERS HAVING MY BABY.”