its-arrested-development:

I was just thinking that maybe we should emphasize athletics a little bit more in this family.

alininha23:

1x06 - “Daddy horny, Michael.”

” Yeah. Mom, I just spoke to Social Services and, although they don’t like to do this, if you can prove that it’s a bad environment for a child - and I would suggest saying what you just said to me, don’t change a word - they will take him back. “

“I’m… Oh…”

“It just looks like he’s dead. He’s got, like, blue paint on him or something. But he’s going to be fine.”

“Only in colour Michael, only in colour.”

“Hey! Where the [bleep] are my hard boiled eggs?”

“Like anyone would want to “R” her.”

brokenrecord:

Wife of Gob: I’m in love with your brother-in-law.
Gob: You’re in love with your own brother? The one in the army?
Wife of Gob: No, your sister’s husband.
Gob: Michael? [angrily] Michael!
Wife of Gob: No, that’s your sister’s brother.
Gob: No, I’m my sister’s brother. [happily] You’re in love with me — me!
Wife of Gob: I’m in love with Tobias.
Gob: My brother-in-law?
Wife of Gob: I know it can never be, so I’m leaving. I’m enlisting in the army.
Gob: To be with your brother.
Wife of Gob: No!

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goodnightjess:

And that’s when Michael finally cried. It wasn’t exactly a turn on.

“They don’t allow you to have bees in here.”

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Michael: Okay, guys, um… they are going to keep Dad in prison at least until this gets all sorted out. Also, the attorney said that they’re going to have to put a halt on the company’s expense account. [The others gasp.] Interesting. I would’ve expected that after “They’re keeping Dad in jail.”

“Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren’t you?”

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