tjcorona:

HERMANOS

thebluthcompany:

Jason Bateman and Will Arnett’s friendship is the best friendship in the world. 

” Yeah. Mom, I just spoke to Social Services and, although they don’t like to do this, if you can prove that it’s a bad environment for a child - and I would suggest saying what you just said to me, don’t change a word - they will take him back. “

“I’m… Oh…”

“It just looks like he’s dead. He’s got, like, blue paint on him or something. But he’s going to be fine.”

“Only in colour Michael, only in colour.”

“Hey! Where the [bleep] are my hard boiled eggs?”

“Like anyone would want to “R” her.”

“They don’t allow you to have bees in here.”

Ten TV Shows I Love Most | Arrested Development

Michael: Okay, guys, um… they are going to keep Dad in prison at least until this gets all sorted out. Also, the attorney said that they’re going to have to put a halt on the company’s expense account. [The others gasp.] Interesting. I would’ve expected that after “They’re keeping Dad in jail.”

“Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren’t you?”

Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything and the one son who had no choice but to keep them altogether.

What’s this?

Oh, Michael’s scared to ask out Sally.

No, I’m not.

Chaw, chee-chaw, chee-chaw.

Oh, this is priceless.

You look ridiculous…

Coka-coh! Coka-coh! Coka-coka-coka-coh…

Come on. These aren’t even birds.

MONSTER! BUSTER! BONSTER!