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Tony: I say this world extends way beyond this little field of dreams we’re dancing in, and I wanna see that world.
Cassie: I’ve been waiting. Where were you?
Sid: I was out.
Cassie: Who with?
Cassie: Michelle? Wow!
Sid: Listen, Cass, I’ve had a bit of a bad nigh—[is interrupted by Cassie]
Cassie: Michelle’s so lovely! [singsong] Michelle… my girl. [Rapidly] I love her, I love her, I love her! So hey, wow! Fuck you, Sid! [Sid tries to protest] Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! [Cassie shoots her toy water gun at Sid’s face then breaks down in tears] I’m going home.
[Sid tries to stop her from leaving so he can explain]
Cassie: [kissing Sid] It’s your choice, everything is your choice. [whispers] Wake up, Sid.
Maxxie: I got off with Tony on the Russia trip. I only did it ‘cause I fell out with Anwar when he said he hated gays. So I got upset and Tony said he’d give me head to cheer me up, you know? And it didn’t mean anything but I lost my head, then he gave me head, then we got deported from Russia and I’m really, really sorry for being a slut, okay?
Tony: Just you and me, sis.
Effy: Fucking wanker.
Tony: Eff, what are you talking about?
Tony: I tried.
Effy: No. Wanker.
Tony: I said sorry!
Tony: Effy. I liked it better when you didn’t talk.
Effy: [pause] Wanker.
Cassie: [to Jal] You can put any face behind a mask.
Cook: Want to know a secret?
Cook: I know the cure.
Naomi: Cure for what?
Cook: [whispers] It’s my cock.
JJ: If Freddie was here…
Cook: Do you see Freddie? Did we invite Freddie?
Cook: And why didn’t we invite him?
JJ: Because he’s a fun sponge.
Cook: You got it
Freddie: We’d be good together. Don’t you think?
Effy: Because I’ll break your heart
Pandora: Relationships just can’t stay the same, can they? Can’t always be lovely and lush and not full of weird silences all the time. People can’t always be perfect, ‘cause that’s not real, is it? It’s not real ‘cause things change. Don’t they?